Happiness is….

By Randee Dawn | 4/30/08 |

A galaxy of delights Getting four bars of Galaxy chocolate sent to you as a surprise from England. You rule, Weegoddess! Nom nom nom nom…..

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The sweetest thing

By Randee Dawn | 11/18/07 |

Phew! That was a whirlwind. I think I can literally and figuratively say this was the sweetest birthday I've ever had — and the nicest part was it lasted just about a full week. Since I'm about to run out the door to Thanksgiving in the state I like to mess with, this'll all be…

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Gotta have the sweet stuff

By Randee Dawn | 8/06/07

Has there been some kind of undeclared shortage of chocolate out there? Because while the squirrel who couldn't help himself was cute and prompted me to make a LOLsquirrel for Noralita … LOLSquirrel … I'm not sure what to say about Catherine Anne Delgado, of my home state, who couldn't seem to help herself either:…

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Hand to hand combat

By Randee Dawn | 4/09/07

On the one hand …. Stubb's was closed. On the other …. Rudy's was not. So…. I had ribs. Yay! Burp! On the one hand … I dreamed about a young Michael Caine, and we made plans for a dinner date. On the other hand … He didn't make it into the real world, so,…

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Correction of the A.M.

By Randee Dawn | 4/03/07

In my mailbox this morning, from Harper's magazine's weekly email dispatch, a correction: The statement "In New York City, someone stole the penis of achocolate Jesus" is not true; the source was a satire website that wasmistakenly thought to be a genuine news source. Harper's Weeklyapologizes for the error. And here I thought only The…

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The most wonderful time of the year

By Randee Dawn | 11/29/06

Sacked Out As Thanksgiving recedes and I fail to write about it due to time constraints, I fear the events of that week may never be recorded for all posterity. Eh, who cares. I'll get to it if I can. What I'm stuck on now is my complete addiction to Palmer chocolate candy. Seriously. You've…

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