Has there been some kind of undeclared shortage of chocolate out there?
… I'm not sure what to say about Catherine Anne Delgado, of my home state, who couldn't seem to help herself either:
Delgado had chocolate smeared on her arms and shirt, and there was so
much unwrapped chocolate in her purse that it was spilling out onto a
hotel sofa. Eagle-eyed Officer Robert Galusha recognized the fudge "to
be of the same type which is sold at A.L. Goodies" a block from the
hotel. A check of the candy store revealed a break-in, which was
captured on several surveillance cameras. As cops investigated, Delgado
unsuccessfully tried to flush fudge bricks down a hotel toilet. The
"large amount of fudge" clogged up the toilet, reported police.
The sad thing now is I really want a Galaxy bar.
Oh, won't someone think of the children? The squirrels? The just-plain-squirrelly?