Correction of the A.M.

In my mailbox this morning, from Harper's magazine's weekly email dispatch, a correction:

The statement "In New York City, someone stole the penis of a
chocolate Jesus" is not true; the source was a satire website that was
mistakenly thought to be a genuine news source. Harper's Weekly
apologizes for the error.

And here I thought only The Onion could dupe the MSM, now we must include Pugbus.

Watch your statementology!