Now, I know that the stripper-ization of the nation has gone on for a while now. There's been the "The Girls Next Door," stripper pole toy, and the — um, reshaping of certain areas into fun shapes (with an exact-o knife?? — link possibly NSFW) — but I guess I didn't see them as previews of the apocalypse until I ran into this at the local Duane Reade over the weekend:
Either it's a sign of the apocalypse or I'm just getting old. Could be both.
I need to take a shower.
P.S. What did all of the Bettys of the world do to deserve this association?
P.P.S. Apparently this product is less new (link possibly NSFW but no photos) than I realized….
EDIT: A little more research reveals that the founder of the company is Nancy Jarecki. Whose husband Andrew co-founded Moviefone, then used some of his earnings to create 2003's "Capturing the Friedmans." Andrew's brother is Eugene Jarecki, also a documentarian. The world, she is an odd and connected place.