Why my life is not like a sitcom

Smoky! Despite all indications to the contrary, that is. So you first have to know I have a long-range, air-powered water shooter. I had a pigeon problem on the fire escape outside my bedroom window and on the A/C, and for the most part they're now gone. No humans were harmed in the removal of…

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The eyes have it

And so, let the healing continue. Yesterday, the "bandage" lenses that were letting the cornea heal came off. And if there's anything more unnerving than a doctor coming at your eyes with a pair of tweezers (!) I can't think of it. Even Hal the blinking eye was less scary. Oh, wait, I thought of…

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