I was going to try and update the past week's comings, goings, eatings, laughings and eye-rollings, but I'm just too bloody tired right now. So that'll be tomorrow. For now, I leave you with the best thing I saw that whole weekend (other than my niece, Sydney): The warning notices at the Austin Zoo (which is really more of an animal refuge than anything else). When I took the picture they said nobody had ever done that before. I asked about the monkeys, and the cell phones, and the somewhat beleagured ticket-taker said, "I wish I didn't have to say that, but it's happened."

So for all of you: No cell phones to the monkeys. Or money. Or potato chips. Or you will be banned forever.