Does whatever a spider can

Want to talk mayhem, talk about the U.S. premiere of "Spider-Man 3" in Astoria, Queens.

Just picking up the tickets was a madhouse, with a queue around the block. And me in my big ole high heels.

Sitting two seats over from the big boss was a little nerve-wracking, but sitting next to a cuddle-bunny was quite pleasing. And on my other side, my co-worker tended to jump (literally) at every sudden movement.

Afterwards, there was less mayhem and more amusement across the street, where you could play SM3 on Playstations, use the photo booths and pose behind an enormous web … all before you picked up drinks, nosh and little cupcakes with a dollop of icing on the top. And went to search out Topher Grace.

A good time was had by all.

And no, I don't think they're casting us in Kirsten Dunst's and Tobey Maguire's roles for SM4.